K, maybe thats NOT what the title is, but it was pretty good i thought!
K, me and josh are writing our own ending to this pathetic series! (Applause) We are currently reading the whole series so that we can study and meditate over its contents! We have already found Edward to be a conniving and pathetic loser who abandons that morose idiot Bella! (More Applause) We have also found Jacob Black to be a very bright and intellectual MAN (unlike Edward) who is also very retarded because of his lack to infatuate Edwards’s dork of a girlfriend! (EVEN MORE APLAUSE) We, in the end, decided to keep Stephanie Meyer from embarrassing herself on the next book, so Josh and i have taken it upon ourselves to write the 4th and upcoming Twilight book!
P.S. the book may include a change of title, AND anyone mentioned of being a Dork or coward in the above heading, will be killed off in the second chapter, OR they will become some sort of Frankenstein, so heads up to all you Twilight fans, here comes a way better version of COOL!
So is this NOT the most AMAZING thing in the whole world? when me and josh finish writing it i will post it! Tootles
2 comments:
haha leave to Josh and David to fix everything about that book. Was the ending really that bad? I haven't read it but it's on my list of things to do when i get home haha. You guys are a riot!
Oh wow. Did you guys EVER actually write this? If so, I want a copy of it! You should just rewrite the whole entire series! That would be amazing, and probably WAY better than the actual books!
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